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eeeeh..lol...I just ran seven miles...ahahaha.....I only did it so i could get high..runners high...ooh tingly feels sooooo good! bah Anita ran with me.....lol..I love her...really...I want to take her home with me and put her on my shelf...like a kahuala........... but anyways.......we were talking about drinking..and somehow.....we ended up on the subject of goats..lol........Shalene and i went up to a party in seattle two years ago and awoke to find two goats in my car....eating my potato chips, and nieghing evily..........fucking goats.. Anitas crazy lol.....her parents when she was just 7 years old...bought a ouiji board......and for christmas they used the ouiji board to summon ghosts..and told her john (a man who had died in a car crash) was sitting under the tree....and that he wanted to know what she wanted for christmas.........lol....couldnt stop laughing...bahhh..... then we threw balls at each others head...... (medicine) ..lol....fucking anita "Throw me the ball throw me the ball" she was clapping her hands together like a seal on crack....I threw the ball.....she threw it back...I lost my balance..fucking anita...and fell over.......its like the time I was running on the treadmill...and all of the sudden it went fuckign crazy on me..possessed....it was on like the 10th setting..which is really really really really reallly fast....I freaked out...did a little jig and squeel and fell off in the gym............. I have bad excersise stories....one time...it was the year of the catepillar oh about 3 years ago......and catepillars were everywhere......i had just finished running the track, when I noticed two were attached to my shirts (wtf?).....i freaked...my best friend at the time...rachele tried to get it off...but as she was brushing them she freaked out and hit me in the nose...then jenny tried...but she freaked out also and punched me in the eye......(but she managed to get them off)...then as we were walking away I looked back to make sure the catepillars weren't following me and I ran into the fence....son of a bitch.....I am now a phobic of catepillars.... anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayz...this is a boring blog....but whatever..... I leave you with this "Rotisseries are just morbid ferris wheels for Chickens" mitch hedberg
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